I am contained in the 24-hour window of being within the airship destined for Paradise, so I determine I could as effectively get the celebration began with y’all. Hello…I am Earl, and I turned 40 final week. I will have a good time my birthday in Las Vegas by my rattling self. And I shall have a riot, by gum.
Usually I’ve an extended exploit with quite a few felons in the summertime…however I am taking my 2nd solo journey this time. I went to Vegas alone two years in the past for my birthday and had an excellent duper time. If I do not take mates with me, I will make some after I get there. Though if anyone remembers the stranger I met final summer season…he additionally will occur to be on the town, so I am certain some ridiculous hijinks might ensue with @Name Me Gamblor
At 11:00am EST tomorrow (Sunday) I might be leaving the spouse, two youngsters, and canine within the arms of grandparents for just a few days throughout the day whereas the spouse builds an enormous ass constructing in the midst of Clemson’s campus. The grandparents might be taking my place, as I turned a keep at residence mother when Covid hit. Thank heavens I by no means needed to educate highschool throughout that terrible time interval. I will be making somewhat over an hour trek to Asheville to get on a pleasant piece of shit Allegiant flight direct to Las Vegas, the place I shall land round 3:30-4:00pm native time.
My first two nights might be at Cromwell (one way or the other) plus resort charges, then two fully comped nights at The D. Flight house is Thursday round 4:00pm, so loads of time to recuperate on journey day.
Here is so far as I’ve gotten by way of plans:
Sunday: Land and test in as shortly as doable. I’ve by no means stayed at Cromwell however I am unable to think about the check-in line is absurd being so small in comparison with the opposite nightmare check-ins at Caesars properties. Throw the bookbag (all I am bringing…to hell with Allegiant baggage charges) onto the mattress and head for Stage Door for beers and maybe a stupendous gourmand scorching canine. Potential Ellis Island journey for craps, blackjack, beers, steak…doable Horseshoe NL Holdem poker session….doable strip wandering…who the hell is aware of.
Monday: Get up early and stroll to Ellis Island for steak and eggs breakfast, then put together the pockets for downtown within the room. Stroll from Cromwell underneath the interstate to Huntington Press workplace constructing to choose up my Las Vegas Advisor coupon e book….stroll again to strip and hop on the Deuce. Fast cease off at Sahara for coupon/birthday free play earlier than again on the bus to Fremont St. Whereas downtown, any variety of issues are doable. Seemingly some VP at Vue Bar at The D. I’ve $100 free play to make use of there as effectively. Will hit up Golden Gate for $50 matchplay chips from boarding cross promo. I even have $60 in meals to make use of at One Properties. Undecided the place I will burn that up at. Probably bus experience to Jerry’s Nugget for some $5 craps and $5 double deck blackjack. All the time a good time there. I feel I’ve a small quantity of free play or match performs there too. Finally bus again to Cromwell.
Tuesday: Transfer bookbag to downtown. Can be a heavy VP day at The D. Going to make use of my LVA $5 for 50 factors coupon, so hoping to get $30 or so in free play from that coupon.
Wednesday: Who the hell is aware of. I am simply hoping to outlive that lengthy.
Thursday: Oh hell I suppose I will go residence.
Total expectations: Low-cost meals, low minimal craps, blackjack, carnival video games, video poker….tons and plenty of alcohol…..I imply @Packbacker stage tons. Drunken nonsense I could share with the board, meet strangers, make mates, have enjoyable, lose some cash, see some sights…..generic poor man’s journey report. Whole bankroll is round $1,500. Would certain be fucking good to hit a royal flush…as I’ve now had 164 4-to-a-Royals and 179 4OAK on SINGLE line VP since my final royal flush. Earl is due.
I will put up footage and I normally replace continuously…for those who’ve by no means adopted together with me earlier than, buckle the hell up….or not. Do regardless of the hell you want….trigger that is what I am about to do for 4-5 days. I do not know what else to say aside from GIDDY UP!
Love,
Earl
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